Eebit

Eebit is the last moderator homosexual furfag that holds any sort of acceptance in Paradise. He might exceed our expectations of him as the only moderator that even approaches frequenting Paradise, but it's not as if the bar is that high, really.

Pre-M
Eebit was always relatively docile and quiet, at least as far as furfags go, though as the rest of that kind was slaughtered and sent off to be processed and sold as cat food, he became increasingly easy to summon, as any simple mention of homosexuality could only be in address to him.

The extent of his furfaggotry is currently unknown, thought it likely does not reach levels as dangerous as RontoWolf. It is confirmed that he is indeed a gay, lusting after users like MrOtter with dogged determination, and that he does indeed view gratuitous amounts of furry pornography. It is not known, however, whether or not he is a fursuit owner or a prospective passenger on the Furry Cruise. It is unlikely, but still possible, that he has reached horsecocking status.

M (present)
After a brief return and some relentless scolding from Kaire, Maverickz86 nominated Eebit to be a moderator. Kaire learned of this, and deemed it "probably the least-shitty choice that would be accepted by the administration special needs users." He allowed the nomination to be processed, and Eebit was awarded punished with the M.

His presence is not constant, and so he can be avoided by any regulars who wish to misbehave. Being a new moderator, he also does not have the testicles required to quickly silence or ban anyone for misbehaving, which is quite nice if you need to squeeze out that easy one all over his face. He is only seen in Paradise when he is at work, processing packages packing fudge.

Post-M
The future that most likely awaits him is extreme stress that will slowly shrink the pleasure center of his brain until he can no longer maintain homosexuality or furfaggery. At this point he will surely resign from modship and allow a user with more penis and less gay to use that M account to bathe Paradise in purifying flame, fulfilling his dying wish and ensuring that he can enter gay heaven, also known as straight hell.