Chat Permits

Chat permits are a great way to make yourself just a little less of a target in Paradise. It shows that you have the humility to observe our customs and request entry rather than barging in and blathering on like a goddamn ingrate.

All you need to do to obtain a chat permit is whisper (/w [username]) an A or higher-ranked permit-holder with a request for one. You'll be granted a C-rank permit, which allows you to chat and is the first step towards being an actual part of the chat room and not just a squatter.

Permit Classes
These are the four ranks that exist within Paradise.

Rank C
Granted freely by A and S ranked users, this permit means that you had the intelligence to ask a question. Good job. It also is a sign of goodwill towards the entire room, since you had the humility to request entry instead of breaking through the window and shitting on the carpet. With this, you may chat! Don't mistake it for a license to be an idiot. Will be revoked if you don't know how to put together at least a few coherent sentences.

Rank B
This permit can only be granted by an S class permit-holder. It indicates that you are a user who regularly enters the chat and observes its customs enough to possibly even be considered a regular. The difficulty in obtaining this permit is far above the previous rank, considering that you'll have to post quite a bit more than one sentence without making a complete faggot of yourself. You can be proud of yourself if you've obtained this, but still should never take it as a license to be a buffoon.

Rank A
These users have distinguished themselves above and beyond the average user in Paradise by an immeasurable margin. Typically, they are taken from the B class and promoted because they are on regularly and uphold the chat's customs dutifully. They are able to grant C class permits as well as revoke them. A class permits can be granted by users with rank S. Reaching this point makes you wonder if you're a bad person, being this welcome in an unwelcome place.

Rank S
S class permits can only be granted by unanimous approval of the current users in the S class. They can grant and revoke any lower ranks at will, and are generally the people that make Paradise what it is. Current members of the "S club" are KairePhD, Gr3g0ry, and silkspire. You could one day be among these, but don't hold your breath. You'll die. Actually, maybe you should.